Develop a crush on someone
Dear Diary,
I started going on tumblr again after several days with little activity. There is a frog on a unicycle now. He is not the smiling frog or the frog sipping tea. He is a new frog. Every day is a new gift.
period: *stops*
me: finally
me: *wears pretty undies again*
period: biTCH YOU THOUGHT